i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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