We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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