Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
