at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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