Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
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It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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