I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
She announced her abortion via fbk
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
The air was thick with penises
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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