Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I have tasted many bathrooms
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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