In the future we'll all be gay
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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