I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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