you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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