im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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