Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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