you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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