the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
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You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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