We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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