my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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