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• (407): View more from Florida

  Me and my dog bond so much when im high.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Slow dancing with the chandelier.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.

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