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  I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???

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  I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.

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  You're never coming back, are you?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery

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• (760): View more from California

  searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.

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• (323): View more from California

  He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible

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  well did you say yes?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad

  (224): View more from Illinois

  I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".

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