saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
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You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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