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(704): View more from North Carolina

you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks

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(305): View more from Florida

I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"

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(815): View more from Illinois

I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly

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(305): View more from Florida

It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.

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(281): View more from Texas

My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone

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(812): View more from Indiana

I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking

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(317): View more from Indiana

you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket

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