it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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