Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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