If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
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we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
this hospital has no fireball
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now