I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
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I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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