Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
