im having a threesome with these popsicles
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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