Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I need moral support for this bender
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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