just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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