I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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