I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
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No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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