Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I will die if light touches me.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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