Betty ford says i'm here all night
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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