my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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