turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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