Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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