everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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