So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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