I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
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It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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