I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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