Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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