I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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