Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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