Whod you bang
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
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just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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