he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
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This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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