Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
