Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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