Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
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Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
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I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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