But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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