She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Randomize
