people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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