dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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