That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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