yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
