Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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