Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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