I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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