I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
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Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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