i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
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so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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