Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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