ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
