There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
