dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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